Tuesday, March 15, 2011
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?' 'Well, no,' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
Same client...few days later. He always has a joke. :-)
Thursday, March 10, 2011
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by say that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone choosing names like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO...,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs!'
So bad, but I had to share that one after a client told me the joke.