Wednesday, January 24, 2007

How to Identify Where a Driver is From...

This really does make me laugh! :)

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
MONTREAL
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window:
TORONTO
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic:
OTTAWA
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell phone, balancing Tim Horton's coffee on knee, foot solidly on accelerator:
CALGARY
5. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
REGINA, but driving in TORONTO
6. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned totally to someone in the back seat:
QUEBEC CITY
7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
VANCOUVER
8. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator throwing a McDonald's bag out the window:
RED DEER
9. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to antenna:
SASKATOON
10. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield driving 40 km/hr on highway in the left lane with the left blinker on:
VICTORIA

AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL:
11. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper inhand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playingShare The Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection:
EDMONTON